The Worst Celebrity Profile Ever Written?

A meretriciousness that reaches a peak in the final column of the story, when we finally get the Angelina Jolie-as-victim theory that at last ties together Angelina, 9/11, the suffering of the wretched of the earth, and the analogous suffering of celebrities. It is a rule of the Celebrity Profile that ( Read more... )

Poor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Those quick-tempered, spoiling-to-be-offended Latinas just won't leave him alone.

It would really be a terrible time for Carnival in Rio with Arnold Schwarzenegger [REQUIRES QUICKTIME] to get virally spread over the internet more than it already has. It would especially be a terrible time for (*winks at musically ( Read more... )

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Cool Tat, Too Bad It's Gibberish
By CINDY CHANG (NYT) 1326 words
Published: April 2, 2006 (Need TimesSelect to clicky)LOS ANGELES - SHAD MAGNESS wanted to celebrate the love he felt for his young son with a grand gesture ( Read more... )

I decided tonight, after the "class issues" were elucidated further and they seem totally committed to the idea that Wilmette, IL, is a place where a working-class self-identified dyke would be from (not just move to after she started making Internet Economy money), that Rose Troche and Guin Turner, both of whom lived in Chicago, as you may recall ( Read more... )

I made a failed attempt to post this by e-mail a few weeks ago and just figured out I'd never rectified the failure. It helps if you know NYC geography to get the punch line...

Halloween Identity CrisisAfter trying on four dresses three times each, she picked a garish teal, blue and black number. Anticipation of the impending success of the ( Read more... )

1) I am stealing this:

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